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Safari for Windows!

From the same clueless developers that gave you Quicktime Player for Windows!

Remember that one? If not, let me fresh up your memory:

  1. Mac look and feel on Windows works like a stripper in a warehouse.
  2. The start time was so damn long, you hade to plan your movie viewing weeks in advance.
  3. Eat memory and CPU like nothing else.
  4. Couldn't save its damn configuration in a multi-user environment.
  5. THE GOD DAMN UPDATE FUNCTION WOULD LOCK YOUR PC.
  6. Installed to tray and became memory resident, eating even more CPU/RAM.
  7. That annoying nag screen!
  8. It hijacks all the media associations, no matter what you choose during installation.
  9. Uses a file format no one else gives a stinkin shit about.
  10. UI less responsive than a dead monkey.
  11. "oh, we truly do, we truly HATE Apple Quicktime! For a major computer company to push this maliscious, intrusive software on our systems is, or should be, CRIMINAL!" -Philip Gregory
  12. "everytime quicktime is installed onto a computer, a cute kitten dies" - QTistehSux
  13. Browser integration, anyone? (expect Safari, of course)
  14. http://www.we11er.co.uk/blog/2005/08/i-hate-quicktime.html
  15. People are getting non-iPod mp3-palyers just to avoid the iTune since it includes quicktime.
  16. Linux support???
And the most important reason:
Who needs Quicktime player when you can have VLC?
Which brings us back to the Safari discussion :
Who needs Safari for Windows when you can have Firefox (and Opera)?

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