Our Guardian Angel

Boring engineers have Saint Patrick as their guardian angel. Bloody doctors have their Raphael the Archangel and stinky fishermen have their Peter dude.

But who protects the Zealots from the eye of evil?

Well, the protector of Zealots is no ordinary man. He is not a dead dude either. He is the guy that...

• holds a title that is the dream of every foot fetish
• is the man behind the famous quote: "Women, you can't live with them, period."
• scored four touchdowns in one game
• has worked as a calendar model and a security gaurd
• have teached us that "it's only cheating if you get caught"

Of course, I am talking about this guy.